I get letters telling me since I moved away
you’ve taken to hanging out on that rock about a mile from shore
given what I know about that rock mainly that it’s populated by seals
I strongly suggest to you that you not hang out there anymore
’cause the seal is a wily and a vicious creature
and the seal will bite you if you give him half a chance
yeah the seal has an attitude three city blocks long
and the seal is the sworn enemy of man
now when I say that the seal is vicious I use the term advisedly
according to webster’s 9th new collegiate definition 4b.
which states that vicious is an adjective meaning marked by ferocity
and offers as a synonym…savage
’cause the seal is a vicious and a wily creature
and the seal would kill you if it could get a firearms licence
yeah the seal is not a creature you want to toy with
yeah the seal is not a creature you want to toy with